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New Eagle Ball in Town Move over Areno's Eagle Ball, there is a New Eagle Ball in town.
The Macos Eagle Ball magically appeared on the 597 yard par five
13th hole at Turtle Creek. After crushing a 365 yard drive into
a howling headwind, the new Eagle Ball Buster slapped his
trusted seven iron from 222 yards out and put it 25 feet past
the cup. Left with a tricky, big-breaking, left-to-right,
lighting-fast putt, the Eagle Ball Buster chose to replace his
white Pinnacle Blue with a 20-year-old orange Tourney that he
had just placed in his bag the day before as a Myrtle Beach gift
to former Eagle Ball titlist and long-time orange ball player
Areno.
"I knew these orange balls must be lucky", the Eagle Ball Buster
told the crowd. "What the Fuck. If Areno could get an Eagle
with an Orange Ball, I figured anyone could."
With the deft touch of the putting artist that he is, the Eagle
Ball Buster, a.k.a. Macos, dropped this incredibly difficult
putt. His playing partners Booze, Eggs and Maco showered him
with adoring hugs and high fives.
The new Macos Eagle Ball will be taking a place of prominence in
the Hog Rock Cafe'. Said the Hog Rock owner, "Sadly, there is
not enough room for two Eagle Balls at Hog Rock. The Areno Ball
has been relegated to the kitty litter box. Anyone wishing to
see it will need to sort through the cat turds and cat urine to
find it. It was a shitty shot he hit to make that Eagle. I
figured the Areno Eagle Ball would, at last, be in a home it
deserved."
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