BOOZE'S TOP TEN LIST
Ways You Know You're An Asshole

By Spirits Correspondent Booze

10.   You are a Hog.

9.  Your wife calls you asshole rather than your name.

 

8.  Sly says you are an asshole.

7. You check the Hogrockcafe website every week for updates.

6.  You update the Hogrockcafe website every week.

5.  You went to Drexel and joined a fraternity.

4.  You associate with people who went to Drexel and joined a fraternity.

3.  You have a Hogrockcafe tee shirt and actually wear it.

2.  You think being an asshole is an honor.

1.  And the number one way that you know you are an asshole:

You look in the dictionary for the definition of asshole and see your name and picture.