BOOZE'S TOP TEN LIST
Memories Of The Jail House

By Spirits Correspondent Booze

The Jail House

10.  Thursday nights - Good
       Friday mornings - Bad

9.   Top notch service by dedicated bartenders.

Dedicated Bartending Staff of the Jailhouse

8.   Top notch security by Quaalude tossing bouncers.

Quaalude Tossing Bouncers

7.   Radio Free Jammer spinning records.

Radio Free Jammer

6.   Buffy falling through the ceiling while pissing.

Ceiling Pisser

5.   Champagne fountains.

Jailhouse Champagne Fountain

4.   All you could drink for $2, and you didn’t have to pay.

All You Could Drink for Under $2

3.   Passing out below the bench.  (Oh, that was only Zip).

Zip Passed Out Again

2.   Celebrating your birthday, and every other day for that matter, with kamikaze's.

And the number one memory of the Jailhouse:

1.    One more Big Mutha!