Asshole or Jackass?

Subj: I'm Not an Asshole, I'm a Jackass
Date: 11/8/01 2:30:30 PM
From: wammer12@hotmail.com (Steve Glammer)
To: tomsommers@aol.com (Zip)

In response to being called an asshole, by the King of assholes.... Anyone who knows me, knows that I'm an absolute Jackass, but hardly ever an asshole. Apparently the Pittsburgh boys are unable to distinguish between the two. The only reason I'm able to distinguish between the two is due to my 13 years of college without missing a class. Maybe if you'd utilize the fine educational system out in Pittsburgh you too could be as enlightened as myself.

          
Unenlightened Pittsburgh Boys

As far as Rick having another daughter to marry off, only God knows, as much as Pink has had him all over the world there must be another Larkins running around in the South Pacific or Saudi Arabia or some other exotic port of call, or should I say port of call girl. But, what if there is a son???

We'd just have another Asshole to think about, and God knows this group does not need anymore assholes !!!! But we could always use a couple of Jackasses....

Steve Glammer

Dick

Subj: Re: I'm not an Asshole
Date: 11/13/01 7:09:35 PM
From: rdec@concentric.net (Dick DeCoux)
To: TomSommers@aol.com (Zip), BBlanch121@msn.com (Pink), cbolton@schindell.com (Bolton), BCESI@aol.com (Booze), casani@tradenet.net (Casani), mdemiter@fast.net (Eggs), dennis.james@dcs-strategies.com

Zip, et. al. is this pathetic or what? Does Steve have no idea that denial is actually a guilty plea. Worse, it a miserable cry for help. In this case, a cry that falls on deaf ears. Especially since the hogs are as unrepentant a group of Major Assholes as I have run into. (The possible exception would be Dr. Dan who I am most certain secretly repents that he is an All Universe Asshole but can't do a fucking thing about it.)

Certifiable Asshole

Only a Certifiable Asshole, one of world class proportions would try such a transparent ploy. So let me just sign off by saying Stevie boy that while you won't find a single person in this group who will deny that you're a jackass, there ain't a one of us buying this I'm not an Asshole story.

Best regards

Dick, give a lick, DeCoux

Macos

Subj: Re: I'm not an Asshole
Date: 11/14/01 5:51:21 AM
From: MacFarlandD (Macos)
To: TomSommers (Zip), wammer12@hotmail.com (Steve Glammer)

I must say that I am in agreement with that asshole Dick DeCoux. To paraphrase the duck analogy, If you look like an asshole, hang with assholes, and everyone calls you an asshole, you are an asshole! Steve, there is nothing wrong with being an asshole. Everybody is an asshole. The sad thing in life is those that are assholes and don't even recognize it. You don't want to fall into that category. Get a grip on yourself. Take that long hard look in the mirror and see what everyone else sees!

Asshole, Jackass & Jr. Hog

Subj: I'm an Asshole & Jackass
Date: 11/13/01 10:14:47 PM
From: wammer12@hotmail.com (Steve Glammer)
To: TomSommers@aol.com (Zip)

I'm proud of you boys not falling for that sophomoric ploy. However, being both an Asshole and a Jackass makes me a double barrel of trouble. You see, under this kind and caring mystic lies dormant a whirlwind of Asshole, not able to be duplicated by mere mortals. Which leads me to the Hogs....... I have never seen, including my 13 years of college, a larger group of Assholes assembled in my life. This past year being my 4th year, each year there was a replacement Asshole or two, there was just no getting away from it. So my efforts to fit in seemed to work and I'm proud to be an Asshole and Jr. Hog.

I accept my role graciously and hope to maintain Assholedom for many years to come. However, as hinted in Myrtle this year, my absence from the 2002 tour is imminent. It appears that this Asshole was permitted to procreate and there will be a baby Asshole coming in June. Although my absence will be greatly celebrated, I can promise you fellow Assholes one thing, I'll be back.  A meaner, wiser, bigger and poorer Asshole that will demand no respect !!!!!!

Assholes of the world unite, oh yeah, that takes place every September in Myrtle Beach. What the hell, so I'm a little early.
 

Macos

Subj: Re: I'm not an Asshole
Date: 11/15/01 8:39:21 PM
From: MacFarlandD (Macos)
To: wammer12@hotmail.com (Steve Glammer)
CC: rdec@concentric.net (Dick DeCoux), TomSommers (Zip)

Steve,

Glad to see you have taken time to stop and smell the sphincter. We are all in denial in the beginning. Recognizing what an asshole you are can be quite freeing. Now the only question is who is the biggest asshole? Welcome to the club!