Doogie, You Ignorant Slut.

Ignorant Slut

I was appalled to read your latest missile and misdiagnosis of Booze’s condition.  Obviously those sheepskins framed on your office wall are more of a testament to your fornication expertise than your medical expertise.

Fornication Expertise

AIDS apparently comes in different forms, but your diagnosis of Booze’s condition is the wrong one.  The correct AIDS condition is Alcohol Inadvertent Deficiency Syndrome.  After loosing his balls on the course that fateful day, he became so despondent that he inadvertently stopped drinking alcoholic beverages and sipped Coca Cola at the bar.  Obviously the shock to his system was too much, resulting in his fainting rather than passing out.

Alcohol Inadvertent Deficiency Syndrome Victim?

Perhaps Areno may have spackled a bologna hoagie with his retrovirus-laden baby batter,

 
Bologna Spackler

but I can assure you that Booze's festering man sauce is perfectly safe.

Perfectly Safe
Man Sauce

You think that is all?  I think that is hogwash.

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