No White Owl Smoker

Dear Doggie and Macos,

Leave it to a liberal to accuse me of being a white owl smoker.  It is the usual liberal smear tactic of slander and innuendo.   One could argue that this self-proclaimed healer could be considered an expert in the area of White Owl Smoking.  His relationship with Ted Kennedy is well documented.  The word as Grandview is that he would suck the smegma off a corpse if the relatives weren't bemoaning their loss.

   
Ted Kennedy Lover

Just because a single, middle aged, white male lives alone does not mean he walks on the wild side.  It is true that I have a Jacuzzi and a sauna in my humble abode.  A man of my talent and accomplishments deserves a few simple pleasures in his life.  

Trophy Thief

   
As far as Macos goes, that a-hole has got a lot of balls calling other people thieves.  It does not shame him that he has stolen many of my awards by slapping cheap labels over the hand engraved trophies like he did during the Stable Hogs awards banquet in 1989 when he claimed the Most Valuable Hog trophy.  The Hog of the Century trophy was awarded to me at the Hog Rock Grand Opening, and big surprise, he claims this one too with some cheap label.  The man has asbestos for moral fibers.  Maybe when he returns my trophies, he will get his belts back!   Flush him and that other piece of shit Doogie down the same toilet.

   
Another Areno Trophy Stolen by Macos

Areno