The True Spirits of Christmas
For most Hogs, the Hoglidays are merely considered as that time of year when you try to hit as many parties as you can and get smashed at the open bar. I like to think that we should be taking time to pause and reflect on the true spirits of Christmas. As you work on your buzz this season, remember these passages from The Book of Hogs which occurred on a hot summer night in Mesopotamia in the year 3866 B.B. (Before Beer).
“And so it was that King Needakabuzzar gave birth to a beverage of
fermented grains. And his child was Golden with a head of white. So pleased was
the King that he called his child Beer, for it was cold. And when he tasted his
child, he was pleased for it gave him the buzz he desired. And so it was that he
came to be known as The King of Beers”.
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