Webitorial I

Too Many Belts

 By Webmaster Zip - Oct. 14, 2000

 
       The Original                     The Real Belt                   2000 Edition Belt                

And now there are three belts.  Or maybe four if Macos follows through on his threat to make another.  Perhaps he'll make a belt for everyone who plays in the Hogs Open.  It just goes to show that Macos' real specialty is excess.

The belt used to have mystique.  Its theft created the now legendary Trial of the Millennium.  But Macos instantly diminished the mystique of the belt by bringing both the Original Belt and a “2000 Edition” Belt to the Trial.

Now don’t get me wrong, it’s great that the Original Belt was found after all these years.  But it’s been retired and now belongs in the Hog’s museum, The Hog Rock Café, in a special display.

As far as the “2000 Edition” Belt which Jammer now claims to mysteriously have obtained, throw it away.  Its tacky gold color and stick-on letters were an insult to the original two belts.  I’d rather have no belt at all than to have to look at that poor imitation again.

What is needed is to get the original belt back before the 2001 Hogs Open.  So who ever took it, have mercy on everyone and return it to Macos before he makes up another dozen belts.