The Tits Go First

Dear Webmaster

Hell has frozen over!  The Terri Schiavo tragedy has united Doogie and Macos.

Terri Unites Doogie & Macos

I was perusing Dicks Licks, the Hog Rock equivalent of the N.I.T, when I stumbled upon Macos' commentary on the Terri Schiavo tragedy.

N.I.T.?

I am stunned to say that he is absolutely correct. As Hog Rock Medical Correspondent I would like to add my considerable knowledge to the fray. The breasts are simply modified sweat glands. Modified with nipples it is true but sweat glands nevertheless. This means that sweater meat ain’t lean and is made up almost entirely of fat. When you starve the first thing the body burns for fuel is fat. That right, the tits go first.  The tits also go fast. 

Advanced starvation can wither the whoppers a cup size a day. C today, B tomorrow as we say in the profession. Remember also that Ms. Schiavo suffered from anorexia and bulimia before the cardiac arrest that got her here in the first place. The only thing she ever put down her throat was her finger. Check out the cans on Karen Carpenter or Mary Kate Olsen and you will see that time is of the essence.

Canless

Pull the tube, kill the boob. Her brain is gone forever but the titties can still be saved if we act now!  We must keep Schiavo alive alive-o.

Sincerely

Hog Rock Medical Correspondent
Doogie