Subj:	Ladies, Let's Test Your Fish Scale
Date:	1/27/2004 7:10:06 PM
From:	doogie@comcast.net
To:	Webmasterzip@aol.com

Dear Webmaster

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Let us quantify the loin-licking leanings of the lovely ladies. Answer these questions to get your official Fish Scale.

1. You don’t think Barbara Streisand is hideous.  1 Point

2. Your favorite animal at the zoo is the Beaver.  1 Point

3. You like anchovies on your pizza.  1 Point

4. You think Rosie O’Donnell is hotter than Chris O’Donnell.  2 Points

5. The Williams sisters make your scamper damper.  2 Points

6. Your would rather eat a taco than a hot dog.  1 Point

7. You stick to the chair while watching Ellen DeGeneres.  2 Points

8. You sniff your fingers blissfully after peeling shrimp.  2 Points

9. You think the best part of the movie Arthur was Liza Minelli.  1 Point

10. You selfishly refuse to guzzle man sauce.  4 Points

11. The sight of Anna Kournikova makes you gush groin gravy.  2 Points

12, You enjoy freshly baked bread because of the yeast.  2 Points

13. Your favorite life saver flavor is tuna.  1 Point

15. You wear sneakers to work.  1 Point

16. Your hair is shorter than Bon Jovi’s.  1 Point

17. You use your maiden name and your husband’s name, as in Hillary Rodham Clinton or Judith Steinberg Dean.  1 Point

18. You can beat your husband in any physical sport.  1 Point

19. You have a CD of the Indigo Girls, KD Lang or Melissa Etheridge.  1 Point

20. You think licking the Boys in the Basement is gross.  1 Point

Good luck and be honest girls