Here I stand, a devoted journalist and entrepreneur who others have tried to draw and quarter in the Hog court system. Is it possible for F. Lee to swell up any more as he attempts to suck me dry?

Swollen Sucker

Could Jammer attach his clammy fingers to another of my precious Belts?

Clammy Fingered
Belt Thief

Can Doc Quack possibly bury his teeth any deeper into my flesh with his inane babble?

Inane Babbling
Doc Quack

Is the price of fame and success a daily burning of these leeches and ticks? Is the only thing that will satisfy their endless thirst my lifeless corpse? If I could give my talents to those in need, I would. Such is my generosity. Sadly, talent is a gift which cannot be shared.

Lifeless Corpse

It is time to Stop The Insanity. Let us return to the more peaceful times of our youth. I vow with my reputation, I shall not be caught in the sewer of slander that has surrounded the engorged maggots of this world who would nourish themselves with my talented blood.