Jim-Jam Your Jib-Jab!
By Macos
Oh, whoa is me! The internet is about to crash and burn because that lame excuse for an editorial writer Doc Quack has decided to abandon his brother and end his puny contribution to the Hog Rock Café web page. Can Armageddon be far off?
Impact of
Departure?
Please! This man has a carbuncle for a brain. If you lanced it, you would get the same vile puss that he has produced on this web page. We will all miss him as much as we will all miss having boils on our collective asses.
Doc
Quack’s Brain
Collective
Boils on Asses
This “Great Healer” has the pattern of most cunning, sociopathic leeches. He sucks everything he can out of others and when they have nothing left, he leaves them to find another host to absorb.
Cunning,
Sociopathic Leech?
Ask Randy! She carried his pathetic ass through 8 years of college, medical school and internship. As soon as he got his “so called” degree he dumped her quicker than Scott Peterson dumped Lacey into San Francisco Bay.
Randy &
Doc
Lacey & Scott
A
Pattern of Similar Dumpings?
If you could, you might want to ask his now dearly deceased mother who gave him life. What did she get in return? As she lay dying, the Great Healer, “Didn’t do shit” for her.
Doc Didn’t Do Shit for his Dying Mother?
Now it’s time to turn on his brother. This two-faced, Chardonnay-sipping liberal has the gall to call Zip, “Cain”. Who has supported him more than his brother? Who else but his own brother would allow such feeble dribblings on his web page like a homophobe’s dictionary? We have speculated for years that Zip did it to hide Doc Quack’s fetching smiles and secret love affair with a New Jersey Governor. Who but a caring brother would hide Doc Quack’s “Big score in his own backdoor?”
Fetching
Smiles = Big Score in His Own Back Door?
Did this callous queer not think that his aimless sputtering over the death of the greatest American president since Lincoln would cut his brother’s & father’s conservative asses deeper than O.J. cut Nicole and Ron Goldman?
Do Doc Quack’s Words Cut Deep?
I have no axe to grind with this latent lesbo liberal. He is the one who has tried to vilify me with his shameful & salacious Nazi accusations, mocking my military record as a Vietnam era veteran, and dismissing the life-providing service I supply to millions.
Shameful & Salacious Accusations
Proud Vietnam Era Veteran Life
Providing Service
While I was crawling through the jungles of Southeast Asia protecting our freedoms, this coward was hiding under his dormitory bed dodging the draft.
Defender of our Freedoms
Draft Dodger Hiding Under His Bed
While I was protecting our flag, this flower child was smoking doobers and burning flags.
Doobie Smoking, Flag Burning Liberal
I have defended his right to write, but that does not mean I must co-exist with him on the same website. If it is mutual self destruction that he seeks, bring it on!
Mutual Self Destruction – Bring It On!
I will not shrink away from his bombastic blows the way he hid in a dormitory from his country’s call to service.
Who will truly miss his inane babblings? His meager following of Perverted Pennsville Pals like Putzy, Ratsey, Markey, Brighty, Richie, Pauley, Dopey, and Sneezey?
Perverted Pennsville Pals
If you added up the total intellectual capacity of all these backwater bumpkins you couldn’t fill up a shot glass. Let these rubes take turns sodomizing each other while their spiritual leader finds another homo.
Now is the time we burn this leech off our web page and squish him once and for all. I say, don’t let the door to the internet hit him in his jib-jab ass! As far as I am concerned he can take his Jib-Jab and Jim-Jam McGreevey it up his ass.
Jim-Jam Your Jib Jab