F. Lee-Not my body?

An Open Letter to All Who Have the Time to Read This:

I was shocked to see that the photo which was allegedly taken at the Belt Thief's Open was a fake and a forgery.

It is obvious that my face was added to the super-buff body of some super-stud by a jealous wanna-be legal legend.

Although the faces of the other three duffers are without a doubt authentic, even to the untrained eye, it is shameful what was done to me.

Whoever did this should remember that at the "Trial of the Millennium" the un-retouched photo which I introduced into evidence was actually un-retouched since someone forgot to retouch it and add Jammer's face to the body of Mr. Universe.

Finally, look at the scores from Myrtle Beach this year and see why I am the "Cyber-Shark" and not the "Shark."

F. Lee