BOOZE'S TOP TEN LIST
New Year's Resolutions

By Spirits Correspondent Booze

10.    Jammer -Since the stolen belts don’t fit anymore, I’ll wear suspenders.

Belt Thief

 9.              Rock - I’m going to Myrtle Beach this year.

Missing Hog          

 8.              Zip - I’m going to spend more time on the computer, and update the website every day.

Webmaster With
Spiritual Adviser

7.              Macos - I’m going to open a chain of Hog Rock Café’s.

 
Business Mogul

6.              Pung - I’m going to get a real job, just like Booze’s.

 
Entrepreneur With
Secret Plan

  5.    Areno - I’m going to quit Michael’s and join the PGA tour.

Golf Pro

4.              Cassanova - I’m going to become a manager at Hooter’s.

Hooters Executive       

3.              Swany - I’m going to find a cure for Hoggeritis, if I remember.

Hoggeritis Victim           

 2.              Dirt - I’m selling the liquor store and opening another deli “Super Deli- Please Beat My Meat”

Please Beat
My Meat 

And the number 1 Hog New Year’s resolution:

1.    Dick - I’m tired of all the jokes.  I’m changing my name to Pussy.

Call Me Pussy