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Dear Webmaster
With considerable effort I have worked my way through the latest Macos
scatological abomination.

Anti-Christ
This jackbooting, goose-stepping Anti-Christ, answered my astonishing array of facts with an abysmal array of fucks. He used thirty of them, to be exact. Not to be one-dimensional, he threw in ten shit references and a pair of pisses. There may have been a smidgen of worth in this turgid diatribe, but finding it is akin to removing the kernels from a cornturd. The literary style is reminiscent of another noted conservative's work, "Mein Kampf".

Literary Style Emulated
I am at a total loss why this obscenity was published on this fine website. I will not debate politics with a Neo Nazi , but a few words about my personal panoply are in order.

Neo Nazi
Lucifer made reference to my opulent 'unearned' domicile.

Lucifer
The semiannual reunion of the Hog Diaspora has allowed me to see the Berchtesgarden.

Berchtesgarden
This house is every bit as fine as my home. I earned mine with a vocation that actually helps people. I am sure the changing of light bulbs serves to avert many a family catastrophe. My car is no gas guzzler but rather a fuel efficient, environmentally safe Volvo.

Fuel Efficient, Environmentally Safe
I am not sure what kind of gas-guzzler the ohm gnome drives,

Ohm Gnome
but it has to be large enough to carry crosses to burn.

8 MPG With Room For Burning Crosses

Doogie Shakespeare
When commenting on any of his three fields of expertise, shit, fuck or piss, the incubus is consistently contentious, slanderous and divisive.

Incubus
Whether discussing geopolitics, medicine or merely marveling about Beth Anne's astonishing blouse cows,

Astonishing Blouse Cows
this gentle wordsmith is always playful, sweet and healing.

Healing Wordsmith
The amp scamp and yours truly do not belong on the same web site.

Amp Scamp
That is all
Doogie
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