Top 10 Things You Don’t Want To Do In Myrtle Beach

Top Ten Expert
Booze
 

10. Wait to start drinking until Areno arrives.

 
Perennial No Show
 

9. Agree to evenly share expenses with Shane and Casanova.

     Budget Conscious Duo
 

8. Book the same flight with Booze when he’s dehydrated.

              Booze Hydrating
 

7. Buy golf balls for Zip.

 
    Lost Ball Specialist
 

6. Give Macos a camera.

   Photographer Extraordinaire
 

5. Lend your clubs to Eddie Money when he’s playing The Witch.

 
Lost Club Specialist
 

4. Miss The Chairman’s Ball, especially if you’re The Chairman.

    Better Than the Original Chairman?
 

3. Go to The Masters with Doodle and expect to stay for awhile.

 Early Exit Likely?
 

2. Help load excess beer and liquor into Danny Z’s car after the last round.

 
 Excess Specialist
 

1. And the number 1 thing that you don’t want to do at Myrtle Beach:

Challenge F. Lee to a Longest Drive Contest!

Very Big Hitter!