MYRTLE BEACH TOP 10 LIST

 Things You'll Never Hear Hogs Say
At Myrtle Beach

By Spirits Correspondent Booze

10. This bar sucks.

9. We don’t need a wide angle lens for this shot.

8.  Are the Anzio Brothers twins?

7.  You are not an asshole.

6.  Sure Macos, you can borrow my driver.

5.  Hey, you lost weight since last year.

4.  This course sucks.

3.  Let’s go out to dinner rather than attend the free buffet and open bar.

2.    Let Bolton run the trip next year.

And the #1 thing that you’ll never hear Hogs say at Myrtle Beach:

           Nice shot, Areno