BOOZE'S TOP TEN TRIBUTE TO MR. ROGERS

You knew it was going to be a good day in the fraternity neighborhood when:
 

10.  Your alarm clock rings and your roommates are still partying from the night before.

9.  When you woke up, you weren't laying in an unknown lobby.

8.  Someone offered to go to Pat's and bring a cheese with back for you.

7.  The maintenance workers are on strike before a big test.

6.  You don't get expelled after getting caught stealing the big test.

5.  You were playing poker that night with Jammer.

4.  Your two dollars lasted all night at the Jailhouse.

3.  It's Dirt's birthday, and George has his tool kit working early.

2.  The health inspector visits your house and you're not home.

And the number one reason you knew it was going to be a beautiful day in the fraternity neighborhood:

1.  When you get back from school, the beer truck was unloading at your house.