More Hog Rock IPO Investors
By Macos

“Irish Charlie” Bolton, Irish Store Investors – We in the Irish Shop business see a lot of potential in this Hog Rock IPO.  I am particularly interested to see if they expand their merchandizing line.  The Irish are not a very bright people.  You can slap a shamrock on any piece of shit and they will buy it.  I am sure there are enough idiots out there would snap up a line of Hoggy O’Rock clothes and trinkets.  Hell, if you can figure how to put Leprechaun hats on turds, I can find some stupid Irishman to buy one. 

 
Irish Charlie                                         Hoggy O’Rock                                      Mr McHanky

John “Jammer” Mathas, President Liars, Cheaters & Thieves, LLC – I am always looking for stocks that look like a steal.   I can’t wait until I can get my thieving hands on some of this Hog Rock stock.  I may have to do some late night research at the Hog Rock Café to see if I can grab some of this up before others beat me to it. 

Steve “Areno” Centrella, Baloney Tycoon and Publisher of The Baloney Bugle – I have made my fortune in baloney, so I can tell the difference between baloney and bullshit.  No matter how I slice it, I am convinced that there is more baloney in this Hog Rock stock than in anything I have every seen.  I’ve upped my mayo holdings in anticipation of a run up from this Hog Rock baloney.