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More Backdoor Score |
| Date: | 2/4/2004 3:36:33 PM |
| From: | dansommers@comcast.net |
| To: | TomSommers@aol.com |
Dear Webmaster
Several have complained that the original Backdoor Score was too hard, particularly the PECO workers and the deli owners from King of Prussia. So I've decided to give all you boys another chance to test your Backdoor Score.
For those who haven't played yet, here's the rules: Each item is indicative of gay tendency. By adding up your sum total you can arrive at your Backdoor Score. Obviously, some items are worth more than others. Use the table below to determine Your Backdoor Score. Total your points from the questions below and then subtract any Manly Minus points to get your final total.
|
If You Score |
Your Backdoor Score |
|
1-5 |
Leaning Towards Bosco |
|
6-10 |
Hop on the Retro Metro |
| 11-15 | Loco for the Cocoa |
| >15 | Adenoids Awash With Man Sauce |
More Backdoor Questions
1. You drink bottled water. 1 Point
2. You have attended more than one Broadway show. 2 Points
3. You prefer tea to coffee. 1 Point
4. You know the difference between any two figure skating moves. 2 Points
5. You sweat when eating a hotdog. 2 Points
6. You know the best year for any wine. 1 Point
7. You enjoy soccer. 1 Point
8. You do not hate the French. 2 Points
9. You name your son Colton, Devin,
Dillon, Dalton, Dakota, Tucker, Troy or Dick. 2 Points
Take a point off if you used Spike, Ace, Guido, Turk or The Hammer.
10. You have seen the movie Animal House less than five times. 1 Point
11. You were upset that your small children saw Janet Jackson’s blouse cow. 2 Points
Blouse Cow
12. You knew who Justin Timberlake
was. 1 Point
13. You won't leave home in the morning without making your bed. 2 Points
14. You read your horoscope. 3 Points
15. You have commented on another man’s hair. 3 Points
16. You enjoy quilting or needlework.
4 Points
17. You subscribe to Gourmet Magazine and shop for spices. 4 Points
18. You spend more money on lubricants than fishing lures. 5 Points
19. You are on the Atkins diet and fear you are getting too many calories from semen. 5 Points
20. You whine like a baby after getting beat up by your wife. 10 Points
Be honest and good luck!
Don't Forget to Subtract Your Manly Minus Points
Take the Original Backdoor Score
