Subj:    Mean Mister Macos

Date:    11/21/01 4:26:58 PM

From:   sompa621@ComCAT.COM (Maggie Sommers)

To:       TomSommers@aol.com (Uncle Tom)

Dear Uncle Tom,
 

I was on the computer when I ran across that awful article by that awful man Macos. He said some very mean things about my daddy.  Why did you, my uncle, print them on your website? You have never been much of an uncle but how could you allow this?

Never Much of an Uncle

I cried myself to sleep. It was much worse than you forgetting my birthday again. I think this Mean Mister Macos is a plumber or a fuse changer or some job that is done by the ragged people.

Mean Mister Macos

How could he have bad things to say about a brilliant, caring, selfless doctor like my daddy? How could you print it?

Brilliant Caring Selfless Doctor

I remember that political candidate with the T-Rex arm, Bob Dole, saying how great my daddy was. He cured Mr. Dole's impotence. I do not know what that word means, but I think it has something to do with why Mister Macos has no children.

Still has T-Rex Arm but no longer impotent

Daddy has spent 20 years working night and day to save babies and nuns and he spends much of his spare time working in the Doylestown free clinic healing the poor. How could a man like this be slandered by a light bulb changer? How could you print these lies?

Mean Mister Macos also says daddy is a liberal and that this is a bad thing. I thought that  liberals were the good people that gave food to the poor, saved the whales, vaccinated babies, and kept bad Jesus people out of my school. Liberals I know include Mother Theresa, Martin Luther King, Jonas Salk, Albert Einstein, Shindler (the list dude), Joan of Arc, Lincoln, Socrates, Gladstone and Jesus Christ.  Aren’t these all good people?

 
Well-Known Liberals

I thought conservatives were the bad people who starved the poor, treated women like farm animals and forced them to stick coat hangers in their lady parts, killed millions of native Indian Americans, filled our rivers with poop, and killed Santa's reindeer so they could get oil for their expensive German cars. Uncle Tom, weren't the Germans the Nazis?  Wasn’t the head Nazi a man named Hitler?  Weren't Hitler and the Nazis the ultimate conservatives?  The other conservatives I know are Mussolini, Attila the Hun, McCarthy, The Una-Bomber, Timothy McVeigh, and all the men in white robes who lynch Negroes.  Aren’t these all bad people?

Well-Known Conservatives

Please don't publish any more of Mean Mister Macos’ horrible stuff about my daddy. I understand you met this man in college. Do you have to go to college to learn to put in fuses?

See you at Christmas,

Maggie