Once again Doc Quack has demonstrated he deserves his title. We have heard the typical inane babble he spews many times before. Joe Frazier sounds articulate after listening to the endless and totally self serving, worthless dribble that he produces when he speaks with his bill up his ass.
Articulate compared
to Doc Quack
The man who would be Hog Rock Cafe Chief Medical Correspondent, would be better served looking for a job on the Psychic Friends Network where he got his medical degree as a Master Psychic and Mystic Healer. His brand of voodoo medicine has been around for a long time practiced in the back rooms of the ignorant. He is no more than a modern day witch doctor whose medical practices include blood letting, whipping of his children to their extract demons, and shaking bags of dead animal bones while reciting liberal chants such as, "Save the Snail Darter" and "Raise the Minimum Wage." Chiropractors laugh at him.
But this time even he may have stumbled onto something. I must admit I had concerns when "JT" Cummons approached me about advertising his newly formed "Help a Hog Foundation" in the Hog Rock News. As Editor and Chief Executive of the most eagerly anticipated publication in the world today, I knew I had a responsibility to provide my loyal readership the issues of the day that are of interest to Hogs across the globe. "JT" presented a compelling case. One look at him from his college days and I quickly sympathized with his cause. I must admit I did not perform any due diligence or research on this foundation and the newly named malady he called Hoggeritis. Call me a sucker, but I have always held a soft spot in my heart for hippies who went around dressed in burlap bags. Was I duped by a Powelton Village scam artist looking to snatch a few shekels for his hash oil habit? It is too early to apologize until all the facts come out.
Powelton Village
Scam Artist?
Surprisingly, I find myself in the difficult situation of having one foot in Doc Quack's camp, which is akin to having one foot in a large pile of dog shit. Although I would not go as far as The Quackster in calling this disease as groundless, I do believe that it is important that some of the foremost authorities in this field offer their opinions so that we may all be better informed. I have long held that even a blind Quack can occasionally get his head out of his ass.
The Quackster
As a guardian of the Fifth Estate, I, for one, will not weigh in on this subject until others have put forth their opinion, or I have penned their opinions for them.
Let me hear Quaalude Tossing Champion Woo Woo's thoughts!
Quaalude Tossing Champion
Surely Stopper can speak with authority on this issue!
Hoggeritis Authority?
Tez has got to be down to his last few brain cells, what's his opinion?
Down to his Last Brain Cells?
How about derelicts like Too Fat Jones & Franco? They've got to be running on empty!
Derelicts Running on Empty?
You can't look at party animals like Bentz, The Real McDade, & Fat Freakin' Farmer Weeks and tell me they don't have a story to tell!
Party Animals With a Story To Tell?
And how about the Bambino of all Hogs, George? I cannot form a judgment until the King of Sigma Pi has checked in with his diagnosis.
Bambino of All Hogs
Hoggeritis! Dreaded Disease or Macosian Scam? I will have one of my ace reporters do an investigative report which will, no doubt, be headlined in a future Hog Rock News publication. Until then?
Let the Hoggeritis Hubbub continue!
Macos
Editor & Chief
Executive
Hog Rock News
Help a Hog Foundation
Chairman JT
PS: "JT" reports that he is overwhelmed by the tremendous outpouring of contributions to the "Help a Hog Foundation." To date his foundation has collected over 23 brain cells, 73 cents in Canadian coins and the tin foil remnants of a 49th Street Oilers travel kit in contributions. Hogs reaching out to other Hogs. You can't tell me they don't know how to come together in times of need!