Ignore Doc Quack
By Macos - Nov. 17, 2001
Webmaster,
Once again the great doctor has slithered
out from under his rock to spit his evil venom at peaceful and modest assholes,
such as myself, Dick DeCoux, Booze, Pung and many others. What is it with this
mindless little snot that he can only find kind words for himself, while
trashing others. Try as he might, I, for one, will not fall into his trap of
baited innuendo and slander. I would encourage others to forego trying to
retaliate with the kind of vitriolic banter that the good doctor spews with such
a fervent appetite. Let me offer you all some thoughts on why you should ignore
this annoying, little piss ant.
Slithered Out
From Under Rock
I recently picked up The Intelligencer Record, a Bucks County local newspaper, where I saw the great Doc Quack being credited with one of the most insightful “Quotes of the day” that I can ever recall hearing. “When the flu season hits, it’s going to be a problem. It’s going to be a mess, believe me!” Wow! That’s right up there with “We have nothing to fear, but fear itself” and “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”
Top Three Quotes of Last 100 Years
“Nothing to fear,
but
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear
fear
itself.”
down this wall.”
But this pillar of medical wisdom goes on, “It’s hard to decide exactly what to do with some for these patients.” Grandview Hospital’s Co-director of Emergency Medicine is having a nervous fuckin’ breakdown over few stinking cases of the flu? Now there is someone in whose hands I would want to place another person’s life. But what would you expect from a stinking Jimmy Carter malaise-liberal, other than a panicky, “Someone help me, I don’t know what to do.” What the fuck would this healer do if he had to deal with a real emergency like anthrax, poop his pants?
Malaise-Liberal
I want you all to think about this quote and why you should pay so little attention to this nibbling little nabob of negativism. Let’s start with the title of this great healer: Co-director of Emergency Medicine. Ooooh, sounds impressive don’t it. But wait, why would there be a need for more than one Director of Emergency Medicine? The answer is simple. This bozo, that calls himself a doctor, has fucked more people than Wilt Chamberlain. He has so many malpractice cases against him, the hospital can’t afford to fire him for fear it would only validate what everyone else knows.
Bozo The Clown Wilt
Chamberlain Bozo The Doctor
20,000+ Fucks
20,000+ Fuck Ups
Listen to the words of noted malpractice attorney F. Lee Saltzman:
Noted Attorney
F. Lee Saltzman
“I’ve bought a few islands in the Caribbean from the money I made off this man’s ineptitude. In one case, he tried to perform an emergency C-section on a male patient. That man now has permanent mental scars from the humiliation and I have a new yacht.
Mental Scars & Humiliation
In a recent case, he over reacted to the anthrax scare and started doling out Cipro like Halloween candy. He ended up giving it to 35 pregnant women. A first year med student knows that pregnant women cannot take Cipro without serious side effects to the child. The women were fortunate because he first tried to prescribe Thalidomide, but the hospital had none in their pharmacy. I may buy a small nation when I am done with this one.”
Doc Quack’s Handiwork Saltzman Island c/o Doc
Quack
Cipro Babies?
So just what does a Co-director of Emergency Medicine do these days? He inventories the band-aids and cleans up the bedpans. It is the only thing the hospital trusts him with anymore.
Band Aid Administrator
Let this arrogant, bungling little shit be met with only a deafening silence from the Hog community. He will soon crawl back under the rock from which he came.