HOLIDAY TOP TEN LIST
What Every Hog Wants For The Holidays

By Spirits Correspondent Booze

10.   Sex

9.     Open Bar

8.     All you can eat buffet

7.     A travel kit

6.     Same weight as freshman year

5.     Gift Certificate to Hooters

4.     One more Big Mutha

3.     Sex at an open bar and buffet

2.     Six pack abs rather than six pack belly

And the number one gift that Hogs want for the holidays:

1.     All The Above