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Hogs Open Mockery

I never thought the Hogs Open could sink so low—Areno winning the belt in a pre-arranged ceremony that came off worse than Booze’s last plane trip from Myrtle Beach. 

Who would have thought that Jammer would be too drunk to figure out what score he needed on the 18th hole to win the belt? If you can’t trust Jammer to cheat, who can you trust? To make it even worse, I couldn’t even get the damn digital camera to work. In my illustrious thirty-year hog career, I have never been so embarrassed. 

So who’s fault was this fiasco?  You can’t blame the hapless Areno who can be talked into anything just to get his picture taken.  No, the real fault lies with my worthless partner, Macos.  He wanted a story for Hog Rock News, “Jammer Out-Cheated by Areno”.  Now it turns out that Macos is too lazy to publish his own fucking newsletter.  So it’s left up to me to clean up my partner’s mess once again.  Now I know how Paul Allen has felt all these years getting fucked up the ass by Bill Gates, his so-called partner.

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