HOG ROCK CLASSIC LETTERS

Areno's Eagle Ball Ousted From Hog Rock
New Eagle Ball in Town!

 
Eagle Ball Buster

New Eagle Ball in Town
 

Author Outraged at Hog Rock News
The Real Da Binki Code
By Roberto Da Binki

The Real Da Binki Code
 

Dick on Cheney
Dick Bob Rides Again

Dick Bob Rides Again

Doogie's Exclusive New Orleans Report
Big Easy Come,
Big Easy Go

Big Easy Come, Big Easy Go
 


Vatican Battle
Tits vs. Ass

Tits vs. Ass
 

Pope Bids Schiavo Adieu
Hasta-la-Vista Bitch!

Hasta-la-Vista Bitch
 

Pope Praises Schiavo Miracle
Bitty Saves Terri’s Titties

Bitty Saves Terri's Titties
 

Hell Freezes Over!
Terri Unites Doogie & Macos

The Tits Go First

The Tits Go First
 

Hog Rock's First Big Hit
Tits for Hits

Tits For Hits
 

Laura's Lament
Hooters Are For Scooters

Hooters are for Scooters
 

Duped into Tsunami Relief
Salami Relief

Salami Relief
 

Exclusive Hog Rock Interview
Hillary's Lament


Hillary Clinton

Hillary's Lament
 

McGreevey Top Ten List

McGreevey Top Ten List
 

Religious Correspondent Doogie
Exclusive Report

Holy Crap

Holy Crap
 

Doogie's Latest
George & Jesus

George & Jesus
 

Farewell to the Gipper
The Gipper's Last Interview

Farewell To The Gipper
 

Dan Breaks Another Blockbuster
Rather Blather

 
Tall Tale Texan

Rather Blather
 

It's The Ladies Turn
Test Your Fish Scale

Fish Scale

The Backdoor Score Series

Doogie's Latest Counsel
Even More
Backdoor Score

Even More Backdoor Score
 

Improve Your Backdoor Score!
Manly Minus Test

Backdoor Manly Minus

More Backdoor Score

More Backdoor Score
 

The Original All-Time Classic!
Backdoor Score

Backdoor Score
 

Featuring Fine Turd Cutters
DOOGIE WEBSTER'S
ILLUSTRATED THESAURUS

Doogie's Thesaurus
 

2004 Hoggie Award Winner
Steroid Scandal
Strikes Hogs

Steroids Scandal Strikes
 

Dick Fires Back at Doogie
I'm A Dick
And Proud Of It

Dick And Proud Of It
 

Booze's Rainbow Collection

Booze On Booze

George W. Checks In
"Conservative My Ass"

Conservative My Ass
 

Teddy Kennedy Outraged!
"Liberal My Ass"

Liberal My Ass

2003 Hoggie Award Winner
The Pope Responds to Doogie

"I Am A Homophobe"

I Am A Homophobe
 

Doogie Replies to Janet Reno
"I Am Not A Homophobe"

I Am Not A Homophobe

From The Right

History Lessons for Liberals
 

From The Left

Iraq History Lessons
 

Doogie's Retort to Macos
Neo Nazi Amp Scamp

Neo Nazi Amp Scamp
 

2002 Hoggie Award Winner
Doogie's Myrtle Commentary

Another Infected Dick Smoker

2001 Hoggie Award Winner
Mean Mister Macos

Mean Mister Macos
 

Things Some Hogs Would Never Say
by Booze, Jammer & Areno

    

Unspoken Hog Sayings

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