Webitorial III

Hogs Support Ex-Hog Bush

 By Webmaster Zip - Nov. 18, 2000

                 
Jammer checking for dimple votes

It is not the mission of the Hogs to support political candidates or causes.  However, the issues in the most recent Presidential election are so important that we feel compelled to take a position.

After examining all the important issues, it is clear the Hogs must support George W. Bush.  The Bush/Cheyney ticket's record is indisputable.  Three D.U.I.s between the two of them. If they are elected, the only question is whether designated driver should be an elected or appointed position.

George W. Bush's main claim to fame in college was as a fraternity President who always knew where the parties were.  He clearly knew how to look out for his own buzz.  How can we not support a candidate with such a proud past.  It is true that Al Gore smoked his share of dubes during his college years, but his record can't compare to W's.

Some would say that George W. Bush is washed up because he hasn't had a drink in decades. Well neither has George Hrebien but we all know he still understands the Hog basics.  Some things you just never forget.  A retired Hog is better than a non-Hog any day!

So what can fellow Hogs do to put Bush over the top?  Probably nothing so I suggest looking out for your own buzz.