Myrtle Beach, Thursday September 25, 2003

Somebody Get Me A Harpoon, Chapter II

It appears that the prior efforts of this reporter to bring some modicum of structural safety to the annual Hog's Myrtle beach visit paid off. (Please note last years article "Someone Get Me A Harpoon".)  Management at the Ocean Dunes must have carefully read that missive and heeded the warning about Hogdom having expanded and not in a healthy way.

Management Wise to Hogdom Expansion

Their response was simple and direct.  Keep the Hog's on the ground floor where widening asses and sink-shaped bellies could not endanger the structural integrity of the Dunes multi-story complex.

Sink-Shaped Bellies

Hat's off to Pink whose keen engineering eye and doubtless effective communication with Dunes management prevented any Hog from straining the balconies, elevators or stairwells at these luxury suites.

Keen Engineering Eye

While a small concession to the effectiveness of this reporters prior observations, it is gratifying nonetheless to know that lives were saved and property protected once again due to the earnest efforts of the press.

R. DeCoux, Cub Reporter - Hog Rock Cafe Times