DOOGIE WEBSTER'S
ILLUSTRATED THESAURUS
New Unabridged Edition

Chapter 1 - Male Sexual Terms

Homosexual
 

• Backdoor Barney

• Semen Demon

• Turd Herder

• Bone Smuggler

• Butt Poker

• Coco Crammer

• Bosco Buncher

• White Owl Smoker

• Loco for the Cocoa

• Rides the Baloney Pony

• Aching for the Bacon

• Fudge Packer

Heterosexual
 

• Fervent Fish Fan

Buttocks
 

• Buttered Bomb Bays

• Satan's Onion Ring

• Balloon Knot

• The Chocolate Starfish

Penis
 

• One-eyed Trouser Trout

• Giggle Stick

• Zipper Lizard

• Dannon Cannon

Testicles

• Baby Batter Blasters

• The Boys in the Basement

• Nads

Sperm

• Man Sauce

• Baby Batter

• Yogurt

• Manly Mayo

• DNA Spray

• Udder Butter

• Testicular Tadpoles

Chapter 2 - Female Sexual Terms

Lesbian

• Canyon Yodeler

• Yeast feaster

• Loin Lapper

• Carpet Muncher

• Bassmaster

• Fish Face

• Loin Licker

Breasts
 

• Milk Duds

• Fun Bags

• Sweater Meat

• Luscious Orbs

• Bra Busters

• Pectoral Pudding

• Blouse Cows

• Teat Meat

• Lactose Lumps

Vagina
 

• Meat Curtains

• Perch Pit

• Tuna Taco

• Bitch Ditch

• Cock Sock

Vagina Juice

• Groin Gravy

• Beaver Broth

• Loin Lather

• Lap Sap

Buttocks        

• Turd Cutter