Dear Webmaster,

I’m a real fan of Hog Rock Café, and especially its most witty writer Doogie.  I particularly liked his classics “Toxic Texan” and “Neo Nazi Amp Scamp”.  This is why I was so disturbed when I read Doogie’s latest work, “Backdoor Bacchanal”.  Now everybody knows I’m a fun gal, but all that male gay bashing made me sick.  The next thing you know he’ll be attacking lesbians. 

Most reluctantly I’m left to come to the ugly conclusion that Doogie must be a Homophobe.

I trust that your fine website will no longer permit this kind of homophobic gay bashing.

Sincerely,

Janet Reno