Dear Webmaster,

 

I am sure you can imagine my pain when I read the replies of Michael Demiter and Steven Centrella to my public service Macos warning. I, High Road Harry, was merely warning these and other Hogs of the outrageous treachery of Benedict Arnold Macos. These two gentleman promptly shot the messenger. Macos, not I, spread these egregious falsehoods.

Benedict Arnold

I am aware that Eggie can trace his heritage back to 16th century Sicilian nobles. I am aware that Areno is a fervent fish fan. Perhaps I should have just turned my head, but I wanted to nip the gossip in the bud.

In summary, I wish to offer my sincere apologies to both the bean picker and the butt poker. I also don't want any shit from limp dick and droopy milk duds.

           
      Bean Picker               Fervent Fish Fan     Limp Dick      Droopy Milk Duds

 

That is all

Doogie