I was appalled to read about the continuing abuse of innocent golf clubs by the Bully in Florida (a/k/a Eddie Johnes, Eddie Money, Stupid Asshole and Son of a Bitch).

Florida Club Bully

What causes a person to resort to such inhumane treatment of inanimate objects? Perhaps retaliation for the inadequate short club in his trouser bag?

Short Club in the Trouser Bag?

Or perhaps could it be a relation to, oh let me see now….. Satan???

Satan

He is not manly enough to pick on woods or clubs with names like Golden Bear or Big Bertha. Instead, he chooses to abuse “Little Pingy”. This iron club abuse is the worst I’ve heard of since Macos’ appearance at The Hogs Open!

Another Club Abuser

This Hog must be punished! Shunning would be too good for him!!

Shunning too good for Satan Club Abuser

In order to let the punishment fit the crime, he must suffer financial loss. I propose that he be banned from winning any money at Myrtle Beach, although he will still be required to kick in for all bets.

This abusive behavior is enough to make me drink…. but then again, so is being awake.

Appalled once again in Malvern.