A recent report out of Myrtle Beach tells how a catastrophe was fortunately averted.

Nurse Eggy

It seems that a emergency medical assistant who arrived on the plane to help remove Booze on a stretcher, instructed Nurse Eggy to "slip off his spectacles" (meaning Booze's glasses).

 
Spectacles or Testicles?

Misunderstanding the command, Nurse Eggy was busy canvassing the airplane passengers looking for a pair of scissors or a knife to perform the unthinkable misconstrued task.

Nurse's Castration Instruments

Eyewitnesses say he was seen bumping into Macos who was looking for a camera at the time to record this event.

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Fortunately, everyone on board had been checked prior to the flight for weapons and other dangerous paraphernalia. In the time it took Nurse Eggy to return to his seat, the medics were in control and Typhoid Booze was safe and secure.

Typhoid Booze
Safe & Secure

Associated Press - October 2002