Zip & Doogie,

 

Perhaps I can't spell too well, but what's all this bullshit about Arock.  I've got a jillion rocks in my backyard.  People rock the boat, rock the baby, rock the cradle (yoyo), eat rock candy, and have been known to do rock cocaine and drink rock n' rye.  We even had a Rock attending our Myrtle Beach Golf trips. Is that stuff on CNN 24-7?  Unless your discussing Gibraltar, I can't see what the big deal is.

 
Rocks Worth Fighting Over

 

Don't you think you've spent a little too much time and energy arguing and debating about a rock.  Don't you guys feel just a little bit stupid.  To see two brothers fight over such trivial bullshit is sad indeed.

Immature Brothers

You can be damn sure the Anzio brothers will never get into a fight over such political nonsense.  Now if you're talking about who's the bigger asshole, that's something worth fighting over.

 
Mature Brothers

 

You really have to get your heads out of the sand.  Gentlemen, it's darn time for you two to grow up like the Anzio brothers have.

 

Denny "The Real Deal" Anzio