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Table of Contents

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Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt 

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Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Dunlop from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee 

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Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also see Chapter 8) 

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Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank 

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Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger 

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Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings (Areno's Rule) 

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Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management 

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Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m. 

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Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6-Hour Round 

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Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water 

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Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th 

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Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome 

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Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee 

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Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent 

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Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt 

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Chapter 16 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever 

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Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game? 

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Chapter 18 - Rules Interpretation: "Loss of Ball is Penalty Enough..." 

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Chapter 19 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender