Zip Awarded 2004 Denny 
  Anzio Award
  Other Myrtle Beach Awards Announced
   
   

  2004 Denny Anzio Award Winner
  Zip
Hog Rock announced their annual Myrtle Beach awards today, including the first annual The Denny Anzio Award to honor the Hog who best emulates the recently deceased Myrtle Beach legend. This year’s winner is Zip for his dominating performance at the 2004 Myrtle Beach trip.
  
	
  First Denny Anzio Award 
  Presentation
Hog Rock specifically sited these performances by Zip:
· Another masterful performance as the Chairman’s Announcer
· Winner of the first annual Denny Anzio trophy (not to be confused with the Denny Anzio award) for the highest score during the opening day qualifying round
· Winner of the Least Valuable Player on the Championship Bolton team at the Fat & Sassy Scramble
· Established The 500 Club by scoring a near perfect round on golf day 3, leading the West team to victory in the Ryder Cup challenge
· Had the best variety of tee shirts and didn’t miss a drink during the four-day extravaganza
We haven’t seen this kind of dominating performance since Denny Anzio in 2003, or Denny Anzio in 2002, or Denny Anzio in 2001.
      
  
   
        
  The Chairman’s Announcer                       
               Anzio Trophy Winner                
  Rehab Is For Quitters
  
  
  
  Fat & Sassy Scramble Winners                                                             
  The 500 Club                       
  
   
  Other Myrtle Beach 
  Awards
Hog Rock also announced the other 2004 Myrtle Beach awards including the hotly contested Rookie of the Year race. This year’s winner was Judge Jimmy who withstood a relentless challenge from Shane Gabie. The remaining awards can best be described as Special Achievement Awards. Hog Rock Congratulates all the 2004 Myrtle Beach Award winners.
  
  

  Rookie of the Year – Judge Jimmy

   Rookie of the Year Bridesmaid – Shane Gabie
 
           
             
        
   Most Pissed Off Hog           
        Best Driver (Not on the Golf Course)
  Tom McVeigh                                                    
  Macos        
 
                     
  
             
  Best Eulogy                               
       Worst Golfer Besides Zip
          Pink                                                     
  F. Lee Saltzman
   
  Best Performance by an Alcoholic Beverage – Captain Morgan
   

  Full Contact Award – Dick DeCoux for hitting Eggy
   
  Best Evangelical Rant – Boozus
  
  Creativity Award – “It’s All About The Money” – Fat 
  & Sassy
  
  Best Team Player – The Chairman
   
  Best Catered Dinner – Doodle
   
  Best Shunning – Booze Shuns Judge Jimmy

  Best Investment – Hog Rock’s First Investor Tom Anzio
   
 
  
  The Year of the Bitty

  Macos’ New Bitch - Bitty